- "Welcome to my farm."
- —Darren Jones to Cliff Steele and Laura De Mille[src]
Darren Jones's Farm is a tomato farm that was tended by Darren Jones until he was murdered by Cliff Steele.
History[]
After becoming a zombie, Darren Jones resigned himself to living on a farm, where he grew tomatoes to compensate for the lack of brains, refusing to do so because he was an agent of the Bureau of Normalcy.
One day, Darren returned on his tractor to the farm, where he met his old enemies Cliff Steele and Laura De Mille, whom he welcomed to his farm, although the duo had come to kill him and prevent the Buttpocalypse from starting. Darren understood the situation, agreeing to be killed, asking Cliff to take care of his tomato crop, before attacking him after he lost his helmet, but Cliff, having no choice, was able to kill him in cold blood and, together with Laura, left the farm.
Residents[]
Former residents[]
- Darren Jones (deceased)